Jests that give pains are not jests.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.
Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.
Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.
A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.
There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.
Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.
You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.
When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.
The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.
Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing.