You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.
Thought is free.
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.
I don't try to imagine a personal god; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.
The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.
You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.