If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.
The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
I'll always be poor in my mind.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Passion goes, Boredom remains.
Many have had their greatness made for them by their enemies.
We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.