No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

External nature is only internal nature writ large.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

I'll always be poor in my mind.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

Rhyme, that enslaved queen, that supreme charm of our poetry, that creator of our meter.

The more intense the nature of a man, the more readily will he find meditation, and the more successfully will he practice it.

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.

There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.