Exceptional claims demand exceptional evidence.

The more I see, the less I know for sure.

All my life I used to wonder what I would become when I grew up. Then, about seven years ago, I realized that I was never going to grow up - that growing is an ever ongoing process.

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.

If you've been playing poker for half an hour and you still don't know who the patsy is, you're the patsy.

All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.

It takes a long time to grow young.

It was my care to make my life illustrious not by words more than by deeds.

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.

Old age is the only disease you dont want to be cured of.

Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included

Certain signs precede certain events.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.

There's place and means for every man alive.

Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

Live your life and forget your age.