Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
In the intellectual order, the virtue of humility is nothing more nor less than the power of attention.
A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others
Young heads take example of the ancient.
Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.
The battle for women's rights has been largely won.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.