I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.