In the end, everything is a gag.

When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

The more I see, the less I know for sure.

The life of inner peace, being harmonious and without stress, is the easiest type of existence.

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being.

The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will interest her or his patients in the care of the human frame, in a proper diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease.

Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.

Fortune cannot aid those who do nothing.

The desire to fly is an idea handed down to us by our ancestors who... looked enviously on the birds soaring freely through space... on the infinite highway of the air

How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing?

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.

Just as modern motorways have no room for ox-carts or wandering pedestrians, so modern society has little place for lives and ways that are too eccentric.

Never, ever underestimate the power of 'Id Like that.

Almost all our desires, when examined, contain something too shameful to reveal.

To be interested in the changing seasons is . . . a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.

Life did not intend to make us perfect. Whoever is perfect belongs in a museum.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind.

Life should be great rather than long.