The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
Only those with no memory insist on their originality.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
A lie never lives to be old.
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.
To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.
No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Jests that give pains are not jests.
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
Young heads take example of the ancient.
Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.