The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

Freedom lies in being bold.

The battle for women's rights has been largely won.

There is a real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.