The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.
In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.
Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
The future ain't what it used to be.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.