You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

A good liar must have a good memory.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

That which costs little is less valued.

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.

We princes are set as it were upon stages in the sight and view of the world.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

The destruction of the past is perhaps the greatest of all crimes.

People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression