In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.

Ah just act the way ah feel.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

Humility is attentive patience.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

Every man's memory is his private literature.

Wisely, and slow. They stumble that run fast.