My specialty is detached malevolence.
Jests that give pains are not jests.
At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.
You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.
Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas.
But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
Purity of heart is to will one thing.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
I love Madrid. I am happy to be here. I have been here three years and hope to be here longer. But I am proud of where I come from and never forget the people I grew up with.