I'll always be poor in my mind.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Each soul is potentially divine.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

Tell me thy company, and I shall tell thee what thou art.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

Parents wonder why the streams are bitter, when they themselves have poisoned the fountain.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

Will and intellect are one and the same thing.

The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.

A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.