All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something that I can do.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
If you follow every dream, you might get lost.
Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.
I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.
Boards don't hit back.
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Since it is difficult to join them together, it is safer to be feared than to be loved when one of the two must be lacking.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
A good liar must have a good memory.
When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.