The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Gold and silver from the dead turn often into lead.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.
Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.
A good liar must have a good memory.
The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.