There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.
The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.
But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
Every man's memory is his private literature.
Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.