When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Dare to risk public criticism.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.