The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
Boards don't hit back.
As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.
I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands
I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets
Give up trying to make me give up
The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.
When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.
People create stories create people; or rather stories create people create stories.