To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
You always admire what you really don't understand.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Nothing is black or white.
I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its power.