Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

Laziness never arrived at the attainment of a good wish.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and thats to get rid of all my other desires.

Thought is free.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

Courage is grace under pressure.

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present.

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.