I don't do drugs, I am drugs
If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true is really true, there would be little hope of advance.
I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
The Declaration of Independence I always considered as a theatrical show. Jefferson ran away with all the stage effect of that... and all the glory of it.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!
Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
I must uphold my ideals, for perhaps the time will come when I shall be able to carry them out.