Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
The cure for boredom is curiosity.There is no cure for curiosity.
Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.
For the meaning of life differs from man to man, from day to day and from hour to hour. What matters, therefore, is not the meaning of life in general but rather the specific meaning of a person's life at a given moment.
A great city is the place to escape the true drama of provincial life, and find solace in fantasy.
Pretty much, Apple and Dell are the only ones in this industry making money. They make it by being Wal-Mart. We make it by innovation.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
External nature is only internal nature writ large.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
Forewarned, forearmed. To be prepared is half the victory.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
It is a process of diverting one's scattered forces into one powerful channel.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.