Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
Women are made to be loved not understood.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.