Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

You are the bows from which your children as living arrows are sent forth.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

You don't become what you want, you become what you believe

If you have no problems, then you have no clue to what is going.

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful.

Most of what matters in our lives takes place in our absence.

Rational discussion is useful only when there is a significant base of shared assumptions.

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

Most of us have far more courage than we ever dreamed possible

It is a wise man that does know the contented man is never poor, whilst the discontented man is never rich.

What can't be cured must be endured.

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

There is no question climate change is happening. The only arguable point is what part humans are playing in it.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

We sometimes congratulate ourselves at the moment of waking from a troubled dream; it may be so the moment after death.

Language is very powerful. Language does not just describe reality. Language creates the reality it describes.