Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.

Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.

Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.

I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!

I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.