Women are made to be loved not understood.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.