Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.