I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
No good deed goes unpunished.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Sex is an emotion in motion.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!