I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.