I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

Purity of heart is to will one thing.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

Terrorism is the tactic of demanding the impossible, and demanding it at gunpoint.

All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.

There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.