Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
Do not erase the designs the child makes in the soft wax of his inner life.
Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.
In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.
One of the saddest things in life, is the things one remembers.
History is a set of lies agreed upon.
There is one common struggle against those who have appropriated the earth, the money, and the machines.
Every day brings a chance to live free of regret and with as much joy, fun, and laughter as you can stand.
Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.
I think the highest and lowest points are the important ones. Anything else is just...in between.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough
Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.
Eventually all things fall into place. Until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moments, and know everything happens for a reason.