Jests that give pains are not jests.
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
That which costs little is less valued.
They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
Nothing is black or white.
Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.
The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself.
Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
Genius is sorrow's child.
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
We must find time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives