Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
I'm single because I was born that way.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sound egotistical, but it's actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
Itís a terrible thing to appear on television Ė because people think you actually know what youíre talking about!
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?