A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.