It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. 'Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.