A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.