I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.