My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
When you're drowning you don't think, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.' You just scream.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?