There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

The future ain't what it used to be.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Give up trying to make me give up

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.

Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.

Tradition becomes our security, and when the mind is secure it is in decay.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

Patriotism is usually stronger than class hatred, and always stronger than internationalism.

The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind pitiless indifference.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

My specialty is detached malevolence.