We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.
I have often been accused of putting my foot in my mouth, but I will never put my hand in your pockets
The word 'good' has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.
I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Will and intellect are one and the same thing.
The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.
Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.
A place for everything, and everything in its place.
All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.
There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.