Jests that give pains are not jests.
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.
They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.
Freedom is from within.
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.
I want to sing like the birds sing, not worrying about who hears or what they think.
I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
Rich men's houses are seldom beautiful, rarely comfortable, and never original. It is a constant source of surprise to people of moderate means to observe how little a big fortune contributes to Beauty.
Will and intellect are one and the same thing.
If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
I don't do drugs, I am drugs
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.