The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

In ballet a complicated story is impossible to tell... we can't dance synonyms.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful