I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
No good deed goes unpunished.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.