Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
The 'good old times'-all times, when old, are good.
Time is the best killer.
Losing your way on a journey is unfortunate. But, losing your reason for the journey is a fate more cruel.
People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn't stop you from having your own opinion
Life is a journey, not a destination.
This terrifying world is not devoid of charms, of the mornings that make waking up worthwhile.
Life is too short for long-term grudges.
The more I see, the less I know for sure.
If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
Old age is by nature rather talkative.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine.
I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it.
Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Life will not break your heart. It'll crush it.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
Speed and efficiency do not always increase the quality of life.
In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.