The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

Television is chewing gum for the eyes.

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Every beauty which is seen here by persons of perception resembles more than anything else that celestial source from which we all are come.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.

His modesty amounts to deformity.