Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.
Get off your butt and join the Marines!
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Thought is free.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
I can bear any pain as long as it has meaning.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
Many have had their greatness made for them by their enemies.
It seldom happens that any felicity comes so pure as not to be tempered and allayed by some mixture of sorrow.
When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.
A lie never lives to be old.
There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.
I have only ever read one book in my life, and that is White Fang. It's so frightfully good I've never bothered to read another.
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
By seeing London, I have seen as much of life as the world can show.
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.