Jests that give pains are not jests.
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.
Fashion changes, but style endures.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Ah just act the way ah feel.
To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized need of the human soul.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
The spirit of man is an inward flame; a lamp the world blows upon but never puts out.
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.