The death of a beautiful woman, is unquestionably the most poetical topic in the world.

The day of individual happiness has passed

What is to give light must endure burning.

A good liar must have a good memory.

There are no facts, only interpretations.

The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, - a mere heart of stone.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

A myth is an image in terms of which we try to make sense of the world.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

Every man's memory is his private literature.

You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.