A good traveller has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.
There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Learn to give, whether you have plenty or little, whether you are happy or in pain.
Ah just act the way ah feel.
All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.
My specialty is detached malevolence.
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
The future ain't what it used to be.
Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
Jests that give pains are not jests.
Usually when people are sad, they don't do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.
If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.
The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic