All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptation to it.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

Humility is attentive patience.

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

Courage is grace under pressure.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.