Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

Boards don't hit back.

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.

There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.

All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.

Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I am one of those who think like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries.

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.