We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

Self-esteem comes from being able to define the world in your own terms and refusing to abide by the judgments of others.

The day of individual happiness has passed

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.