The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

All battles are fought by scared men who'd rather be some place else.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

Your clothes conceal much of your beauty, yet they hide not the unbeautiful

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.

What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

Give up trying to make me give up

Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.